life's greatest question answered

Since he rediscovered his Bahá'í faith Barry 'Bazzoh' Steer has begun asking some fascinating philosophical and spiritual questions both of himself and of the world around him.

Sadly this isn't one of them.

glug glug glug

some random photos of flooding and wig wearing that will interest none of you.

WordGizmo Dictionary

Why not contribute to the WordGizmo Dictionary and give gibberish a definition?

twerectifyv. to correct an erection twice

It's like the meaning Of Liff without the place names.

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Well! We'll show him! Especially for that purple monkey dishwasher remark!

Whilst searching for Purple Monkey Dishwasher, as you do, I came across this rather bizarre site...

Toogle

Toogle searches google images for the keyword(s) you enter then creates an ascii version of the first image it finds using the keyword you entered. Such as georgied for instance...



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FOUND magazine notes

A collection of notes generally found lying around. Courtesy of Foundmagazine and Monkeyfilter

Firefighters in guinea pig rescue

A guinea pig had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck inside a toy soldier's car: "We looked at the some of the heavy cutting gear and then decided that undoing the four screws on the bottom would be appropriate"

hmm?

Things I have learnt today:

• break before the corner, especially on wet sand.

Ouch. I think I have mild concussion. I'm slow and groggy, but nobody here can tell the difference.

cough

In an effort to antagonise the missus educate you all I give you smoke free north west and why we want it...

torture ok for English courts

"I am quite unable to see that [the United Nations Convention Against Torture] prohibits the [home secretary] from relying on evidence which has been obtained through torture by agencies of other states," said Lord Justice Laws.

So that's OK then.

Anyone got a giant pin?

At the crack of dawn I stood on a chilly pier, in Bristol, all to see it's annual balloon fiesta.

Pictures

Lost Vagueness plans own festival

Lost Vagueness plans own festival: the Vagueville Festival in Lewes, East Sussex, on 4-5 September.

Somebody or others' wedding

A very Beason Wedding, and doesn't Poade look civilized and handsome?




Once again Nack has eschewed conventional web design and gone for his trademark style of making the navigation system like a puzzle out of the Crystal Maze. Not too difficult this one though, click on the items on the order of the day and you should get a handful of crystals and a days hand glider lessons.

they fuck you up

Haul of rare Larkin poems found

Prozac notion

Prozac 'found in drinking water': "An Environment Agency report suggests so many people are taking the drug nowadays it is building up in rivers and groundwater. "

Last weekend's dog walk

A dog walk around Lyme Park with Chance (dog), Zoe (human), Ali(human) and Al (undetermined).

www.deadmanjones.co.uk

Would you like some chocolate sir? Mmm... bloody

Tast3 th3 S3cr3t

meat shake anyone? gotta love that tune.

(Hang on, Taste the Secret? Is that what league of gentlemen was all about then?)

Japenese Fag Guidelines

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vague paranoia (aka w33kly b3ta cull)

It's been in all the papers, TV and emailed to hell and back, but I've been saving it up because I like my links to have the retro chic that Peasant's Quest has. Anyhoo, preparing for emergencies...

funny cats

biro art

great paper throwing game (no, really, great)

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team america

team america: world police ('from the makers of South Park') looks like supermarionated satirical hilarity if I'm any judge of these things. The unofficial unofficial site contains much more info.
Expect it to completely bomb America.

er, bomb in America I should say, sorry. Oops.

women see red

interesting stuff about how the genders see the colour red...

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Peasant's Quest

Retro chic Peasant's Quest (hosted by homestartrunner who I've blogged before) is a whole lotta fun featuring burning and child abuse. I enjoyed it a lot. Can you win too?

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bubbles

bubbles is a bubble game featuring bubbles

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töø???s

Ikea plans rejected by Prescott

Do you know I've never been to an Ikea? I must be the only person left in the western world. Never get a chance to at this rate. Fat cunt. Back to donkey stone the front step whilst ma bleaches the net curtains and dad polishes the chintz now I guess.

I will now sell five copies of The Beta Band's Three EPs

Beta Band to split.

Who is this?
The Beta Band.
It's good.
I know.

still playing