Some mates got mashed and went to Knowsley Safari Park over the weekend. Haven't heard any tales from this adventure yet, but they've done it before so there's bound to be some. Last time, it was explained to me on Friday, two monkeys started making out on the bonnet, except the female must have been Catholic because she sodded off a little too soon, which left a nice white deposit from the male on the bonnet. Needless to say, stoned as they were, they were incapable of moving for the convulsions of laughter, and eventually one of the wardens had to drive over to them to tell to piss off.