So, from the music and moves of Body Pump 40 we move to Body Pump 42. My first thoughts (not that any of you care)? Firstly, one of the tracks is Eye of the Tiger, which ensures I do the entire routine with a big stupid grin on my face. The track for squats is incredibly slow and boring, but the tracks for the rows is much improved - the routine likewise. The new abdominal workout is a lot more intense - the old one was basically a cool down, this one includes crunches, oblique crunches and a deceptively simple pilates move known as the plank.

I know none of you care, but I have to talk to someone. Hello? Hello...?